...and again this blatant fool in the car of our innocent British cycling fans. But with a soundtrack composed of Hip-Hop and psychedelic hippie sounds this is obviously the best time of the day to turn daft.

Before the race, a brief look at the exquisite material of some of our friends. The owner of this ripe vintage tyre indeed goes by the name of Sapcey. He's best known for his dive-bomb descents! The tyre may well be as old as its owner. Most of you can imagine what kind of event this was going to become.

Very irritating for the professional riders: The blatant fool had somehow weaseled into the head of the start grid.

And a gun it was, right up to the end!

The race in Neustadt remains to be a grind. Although the race's figures seem to be manageable, underestimating the meters to be climbed may easily result in catastrophic failure.

But obviously our jolly friend had a good time (35th overall/6th of age group). Not only did he shamelessly sprint down the second lady at the finish, but also did he wind up (now repeatedly) in the ladie's showers, while Spacey had been condemned to wash that fool's bike. Later on Spacey suggested to generate profits from a new series of reports:
"MOUNTAINBIKE MARATHONS - THE NAKED TRUTH"
Currently we're negotiating with BILD and the SUN.
See you in Biebergemuend

Alex