yeah, yeah… he's still laughing, happy that the Hobby Division will be able to start after some organizational chaos. Eventually, the UCI Oberen turned about given all the Pirate-visages and a imminent mutiny.

As would become apparent, I should have lain down in Ubi Blutsventje's daed man's chest with him. After a phenomenal 3.7m/6km (3.7/6!!!), the siege was over for me..
Flat no. 1 after 2.5m/4km. Flat no. 2 after 3.4m/5.5km and not another half-mile later my, almost brand new, fork breathed its last breath of air."Finito", as the Spanish say.
My tip for those of you at home: don't get ripped off by "flat-free tires, because they have Kevlar casing".
Oh yeah, a speedy recovery to the little car that collided with Blutsventje's head.

Hasta luego

Matthias