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Initiation ceremony in the Rhein valley.

Sprint distance triathlon 2007 in Lampertheim: Short and painful on 0.5/20/5 km. My first event of this kind.
Despite of being a total greenhorn I gaily brought along my little PINK dress!
Solely for the purpose of this sport I had invested heavily into many of the flotsam washing onto shores of some godforsaken electronic bay. The initial training rides left no doubt: Perfect color-concept and ready for the Autobahn.



As a race-proven MTB-jockey I was totally calm at the start line. As a triathlon-greenhorn this should change very soon in the water. After meticulously training in the pool I had to find out that hearty bodyslapping in brackwater is an entirely different discipline. Needless to say, the first part turned out to be close to catastrophic. Considering the learning-curve though, it was well worth signing up.



The first transition went well. I should have left the bottle and the powerbar at home. Best for a sprint is to race hungry.



Those who thought that the last third of the pack should become my destiny were dearly disappointed. With my carbon fiber rocket-ship I delivered a 38 average on a flat and windy course. Passing dozens of competitors severely boosted my moral. I am mainly a biker after all.



By the way, observe the writing on the behind. I do not train in these daring clothes without bodyguards!



The second transition taught me another lesson: I was told that the legs would hurt. However, I experienced the midriff being a cause for threatening pains at this kind of heart rate. Keeping my breathing in control was what I mainly had to focus on during the run.



Nevertheless, I was proud and able to continue my passing-frenzy. Due to injuries in winter and spring my running endurance was at its limit when I came in as 25th of 93 (01:05:25.69).



I was amazed at the large number of quick old geezers. It turned out that I was only 11th in my M40 age group. My photographer and I then looked for a cozy place to feed and drink. After asking nicely if the seats were vacant they promptly were. As a reward the entourage was treated with juvenile beauty.



Shortly before leaving the town I discovered that also Lampertheim must be infested with Pirates. I assume that these species are occupied with non-sports activities such as extortion or prostitution.



The next event for me will be an Olympic distance triathlon in Ladenburg. Thanks to Seaman Adrian for the cool photos.

Peace Alex (a.k.a. CAPTN CROOK)



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