Monis Doping- Special tipps for small Pirates…

Obviously the story began with thick sausages from the “ Sau*erland”.( Sau-pig) No way, I don´t want to name the Pirates out of the Sauerland like this, it´s kust the world well-known sausage out of the land of the 1000hills and dwarfes.  And after I tought Moni a small sausage lesson of my home country, I aks her a question: Why can you drive up the hills so fast, normally you come from the flat country? She didn´t need much time for the answer… A few days later I received an ominous parcel out of the northern part of Germany, exactly out of Bassum. I was really leery, like all people from the “ Sauerland”. So I put on my safety dress, sent my wife and my kids away and started to unwrap the parcel… A small surprise, right to the beginning, the new Pirate-Party-Bag, with lots of useful and needful things for a Pirate-Party... After some other stuff like junk, spanish music and marzipan from Lübeck, I still got no clue, why the small mouse from Bassum is that fast... . But I moved on and tried to find it out, what is her secret, what is it, I gotta know it….AAAARGHH There it was… Moni´s secret doping... Just when I took at the can, my eyes hurt and my whole body started to shake from its power, even just for a short time… Finally I got it on my very own plate and after this, I will fly up the mountains like Pantani??? I couldn´t believe it... Fastly I put on, the things out of the Pirate-party-Bag and now it was time to eat Moni´s secret doping… Tasteful, I gotta say, and because the people out of the “ Sauerland” eat with the face shortly above the food, I lost my eye patch very soon, directly in the kale, but this don´t stopped me… As adessert, I ate the sugar-stuff out of the parcel, really practical… Does it really help me going faster? This flat country doping” With such small sausages?? But, one thing is clear. Here in the “ Sauerland” it is like the way, when on a can stand thick and large, it is thick and large. And 50 years of sausages from the “ Sauerland”, try to reproduce this...           P.S.:  That day I sat on my roadbike and somehow, the doping didn´t really helped, maybe I hshoudn´t give the 3rd sausage to my wife?!?!?  Pitjes

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