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2. Pirate Ride claims another Victim !

Moin Pirates! After I meditate over the unforgettable Impressions and experiences of the 2nde Pirate Ride, I`m worried about our Team Strength.
Already at our 1st Pirate Ride their was regrettable a totsl-loss…After there had been a Positive A-Probe from Mallorca-Paule, the B-probe had to be opened and Positiv again(with highest grades). Now,after the 2nd Pirate Ride, Pirate Belozok Harti lies on Station 208 in the Hospital…
But now, from the start…


Last Tuesday we made this terrific 30k Tour right through our beautiful Sauerland. After the Tour we went to a Feeb-Back to “Schnuffi`s Cabin”. Thankworthy there was already some Juice of Barley and some kind of lemonade with magical ingredients.


At a cozily Campfire, we were real pleased and enjoyed the life of a freebooter.


Our „Hybrid-Cyclist“ (Pirate/ Flying Eggs, Sorry Legs) Patrick, sonn discovered that he rather wanted to be a real experience-Driven Pirate than a result-orientated (Flying Eggs/ Sorry Again Flying Legs). Than new tours have been spoken of… Pirate Harti invided all of us to his Cabin in Grävinglöh. Pirat Scare thought about a helicopter-service from Grävinglöh, just thought. But we work on that…


After the Captain pilotages us at advanced darkness right out of the Forest, Bad Luck happens….Harti got into a fight with an old friend of him. Let`s call the old friend “Pole ” you could say Bollard. Two Years ago, he already got into a fight with it, named “Pole”. At that time he got to know that “Pole ” never surrendered and he is steely ! Well, we`ve been right in the City, when we heard a loud Crash…When we arrived at Harti I asked him if he lieks it on the plastered pavement. He just answered: Get the field kitchen and the Bone is broken. Hereupon, I recognized the unnatural foot positiong of his right foot. I know, I gotta call for help!!! After a short consideration and some first aid, we decided not to get the field kitchen !

They only had made some more Doping-Examples. So, the ordinary seamon calles for Sister Annette, while the Captain keep holding hands with Pirate Harti. The next day and an Operation later, Pirate Belozok called me from Station 8, and told me that he is now a steel plate heavier in his foot...Everything is fine and I was ordered to give you all his greetings...
For the next and 3rd Pirate Ride on coming Tuesday, the Captain will be think about some more regulatory measures ;-)

Ahoy Your

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