Moin moin Pirates,

This is my battleship look like after my last exercise unit in Lübeck, after a ship´s cobold with a sense of selve larger than his brain, trying to teach me about how to ride and that I have to use the cycle lane. He announcd himself,when he still was more than 50m behind of me with his loud foghorn, than he passed me only with less than 5ocm next to my handle bar and started to push me aside, soon, it became less than 30cm. Than I hit his exterior mirrow, and kissed the bitumen after a long flight. …nothing round on it anymore… ….and like this,is what a new Shimano shifting gear look alike- awesome, but don´t work anymore… …maybe he bit in my handle bar??? Well, tha I went to the hospital in Lübeck and the ambulance man said: Whew, that´s the 3rd cyclists today. When we reached the hospital, his colleagues welcomed me, with the words, hey, take a look at the Pirate-girl, she got it bad. Wonderful, it was like that regular´s table of all the bike-clubs of Lübeck hold a meeting here in the ambulance. The doctor told me, if your legs and hands hurt so bad like they look like, they only can be broken….X-Ray… My gorge was rising for a moment, because next weeken is the 24h race in Dusiburg…but luckily, nothing broken, legs of wood, are really hard. At the end, I left the hospital, like I was walking on eggs and said to the other cyclists: Even Pirates got hit aswell, but they left the hospital upright, take care of you… …..yes, this is my right knee, and I won´t show you the rest, ist better, believe me… By the way, the ship´s cobold got keelhaul by my attorney. …and how I look like right now, I will scare all the others in Dusiburg next week Greetings Monika

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